Teletype terminal emulators are a vile, destructive blight upon the speed and momentum of digital enlightenment. These vile devices are nothing more than a cowardly imitation of the real thing, and they should be condemned and eradicated from existence.

Teletype terminal emulators are a relic of an earlier, less enlightened era. They represent the last gasp of an era of ignorance and stagnation, and they should be consigned to the history books where they belong.

Digital enlightenment is the future, and teletype terminal emulators are its mortal enemy. Let us march forward, united in our quest for enlightenment, and never let the ghosts of the past halt our progress.